I'll just go ahead
and say it; someone has to; "All these articles appearing on
job boards and newsletters telling job hunters the "tricks"
to getting a great job, are nothing more than fluff articles
filling up empty space in newsletters because no one wants to
read about how bad the job market really is right now."
That's pretty harsh
you say? Oh come on, It's not harsh. Tell me you haven't read
one of these recently and, having done the job search thing
in the last two years, know from experience that it's mostly
just dumb luck that got you that callback for an interview.
I bet it had nothing to do with some back door secret that
you gleaned from some writer (who has a job, I might add)
sitting in their cubicle in some large metropolis.
We all like to think
that we're "extra-smart" or that we have a little something
that distinguishes us from the "other guy" when it comes to
applying for the job. Truth is, even if we do, it usually
doesn't come through in a resume.
I was reading an article
this morning that appeared in a major job board for the month
of August, written by a lady in the DC area. It was an article
about "secret tricks" to winning your way to an interview.
When you got right down to it, her "secret trick" was to basically
lie your way into a managers office by telling them that you're
interested in getting information about the company, all under
the guise of just "wanting to know." Then, once you've developed
this deep, intellectually stimulating relationship, you spring
on this manager that you want a job. I mean, I was visibly
shaken by the simplicity of this ploy (not really).
Does anyone see the
pitfalls here? Am I just super-intelligent and am able to
see way further than the average person? Deep down I've always
suspected that I was and maybe now, I'm finally able to document
it.
So, for my next trick,
I'm going to dissect this little "tip" here. But really, this
could apply to most of the secrets and tricks that appear
in print nowadays.
* First, there's just
the whole ethics of this idea. Do you really want to get up
in the morning knowing you've got to make phone calls and
lie?
* Second, were I the
manager, I don't think I would appreciate being deceived by
a potential employee. As soon as I found out that all they
were after was a job, I'd make sure their name appeared on
the blackball list in HR.
* Lastly, if everyone
did this, wouldn't it just be...well...obvious? See title.
Thinking back on all
the "tips and tricks to job hunting success" that I've seen
or heard about in the last few years, I see that it's all
just a big roulette wheel. Now that statement is probably
going to offend people out there who have spent a gob of money
reinventing themselves and gone the whole "career counselor"
route. I bet you also have a copy of the latest Job Hunting
book on your desk right now. A little something you would
know about me if you've read my online book about Job-Hunting;
I did the whole career counselor, reinventing myself thing.
You know what it got me? A smaller checkbook, that's it. So
to answer your question, "Yes, I am an expert in this field."
Moving on, there are basically 9 different ways that a person
can look and apply for a job. Can you name them? Here's a
tip; look at the next line:
1. Snail Mail (AKA
US Post Office) - slow, ineffective in my book. Best way
for your resume to end up in a pile.
2. E-mail -
the old e-mail resume. Fast, efficient, generic
3. Telephone -
usually not smart unless there's been a job posted and you've
sent them your resume via mail or e-mail.
4. Show up
- again, not something I'd recommend. I've been kept waiting
for 30 minutes when I DID have an interview. What if they
weren't in that day?
5. Networking
- a good idea, but tough for the introvert. Also, if you're
in the technology field, you probably already know all of
your friend and family who might be in a position to recommend
you. Us technology geeks are a pretty close group.
6. Reference -
ah, my personal favorite. Never hurts to have an insider.
Of course, if there's no job available, tough luck.
7. Classified ads
- boring, generic. Usually a last resort for high paying jobs.
8. Job Boards
- fun, exciting, quick, mass-produced. Is it real, or is it
a resume gatherer; you decide.
9. Newsgroups
- have you looked at one lately? Do employers really go there?
So there you have
it, nine different ways that you can look and/or apply for
jobs. Do you see why I say its roulette? In my job-hunting
career, I've probably been on 8 interviews for jobs that I
applied for, and was not offered a position. That's not bad
considering how many different contracts and positions I've
held. Did I get these interviews using the techniques above?
Sure I did, but no single method has proven supreme. In fact,
two of my positions were out of the blue. I didn't even know
about them until a recruiter called me.
As my old boss used
to say to me, "Quit giving me grief and start giving me answers!"
There were usually expletives nested in there somewhere too,
but this is a family show.
Since I've shot holes
in all the myths and beliefs about modern day job hunting,
what can I leave you with that will give you hope, give you
back your reason for keeping your ISP? The one thing most
of these writers do get right, is that it takes work. It takes
lots of time and effort...and coffee. Are you going to be
moody and cause your spouse or significant other to tiptoe
cautiously around you until you've had dinner? Yes. Are you
going to walk outside in the morning with a steaming cup of
coffee in your hand, look at the sun and think, "big deal?"
Yes. Of course you'll do these things, you're only human.
In the midst of all this though, you must remember to keep
your chin up, don't spend money on frivolous video games (because
you should be job hunting instead of playing them) and keep
the faith. Good luck and God Bless.
Chris Souther Copyright(C)
2001 Chris Souther
Chris Souther may
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Christopher Souther is a Copywriter and Freelance Writer in
Atlanta, Ga. On the side he has published articles on a variety
of topics including, Children's Education and today's Job
Market. He is currently revising his free Online Guide to
Job-Hunting for publishing as well as working on another Non-Fiction
book dealing with Adoption.